A friend and I were talking about a Spider-Man game modeled after Arkham City.
I don’t even care that it would be a rip-off. It would be incredible.
Guys, guys, guys! I know where Aqualad is! He’s in Arkham City! I just rescued a political prisoner with the same voice, build, and skin color. He’s totally undercover in Gotham right now. Yep. That’s it for sure.
Batman can’t seem to figure out how his hand got tied. He’s also fairly grumpy that it’s tied at all.
Then there’s this one.
Bitch, don’t touch me!
that Bruce has amazing thighs.
I mean look at those things. They’re thicker than a tree trunk.
Seriously, that can’t be comfortable. How does he even get into his suit? All I can think about is what a pain skinny jeans are to take off. I shudder to think how long it takes to de-tangle from that Kevlar suit.
I’m pretty sure he can crush-in someone’s skull with ‘em.
I keep getting attacked by ninjas but it isn’t so much scary or annoying as “oh, why did the music just get dramatic? oh a ninja. COUNTER. done. just like that.”